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“Safety 3rd” Tee

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“Safety 3rd” Tee

$22.00

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At Wacky Engineering, we don’t always follow the rules… but we do wear soft shirts. This bold “Safety 3rd” tee is perfect for makers, builders, and mischief-makers who like to live (just barely) on the safe side. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, this heavyweight shirt is soft, durable, and pre-shrunk for a relaxed fit you’ll love. Rock it in the garage, the shop, or while doing something slightly questionable (but hilarious).

  • 100% ring-spun cotton

  • Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric

  • Super soft feel

  • Pre-shrunk, relaxed fit

  • Model is 6’ wearing a size L

Disclaimer: For laughs only—slogans aren’t instructions. Obey all laws and safety rules. See our Terms of Service for details.

CONFIGURATIONSELECT OPTIONS
Select color: Burnt orange
Select size: S

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More details
  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Pre-shrunk
  • Relaxed fit
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Size guide

Size guide diagram

Sizing Chart

SizeLengthWidthSleeveLength
S26.618.316.3
M2820.317.8
L29.42219
XL30.82420 ½
2XL31.62621.8
3XL32 ½27.823.3
4XL33 ½29.824.6